QuantumSparkles

joined 1 year ago

I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pirates of The Caribbean

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’d like to know more about this gargoyle

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can someone just tell me which is the good one and which is the bad one for convenience

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to wash your balls

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I’m 30, so naturally I assume everyone else is too

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn that would be dope if it was stable enough. So Star Trek. Just needs a bar run by Whoopi Goldberg

Honestly nothing gets me more interested in a movie than when the reviews are greatly divisive—it’s usually a sign that the director/writer is doing something bold or at least interesting. I know that for the most part that if I go see a movie like that even if I don’t love it I’ll at least be glad I watched it.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Alien Romulus. Me and my friends fucking loved that movie and were blown away so we were surprised to see how many people hated it

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