Restaldt

joined 1 year ago
[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like...9

Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Did you see Regis this morning?

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Most people: 😨

Statisticians: 🤓

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time

What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why else would it be called teabagging?

Thats how you're supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

"Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny."

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?

Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart.....

Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice

Never bothered with any 3rd party apps

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately

They both had the same problem.

Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.

I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?

Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.

I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie

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