SARGE

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, they mean department of defense.

The president and his cabinet don't arbitrarily decide names. There are actual procedures to go about doing so.

Alternatively if you feel like it doesn't matter since theyre all going along with it, I feel like the DOD and Gulf of Mexico are two of the very few entities it's okay to deadname, along with Twitter.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 hours ago

Always a good idea. You never know when surprise wish twists will show up.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I imagined it more like "the show is now your real life" but definitely didn't specify "not becoming an actor to play a part" but yeah.

Iwas envisioning something like Firefly, the Expanse (but less dangerous) or literally any game where the plot involves you being on a small cargo-capable ship with light guns and tons of questionable illegal mods.

Let's be honest, I was picturing the Millennium Falcon...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 28 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

He should have wished to be the protagonist in his very own sci-fi space show set on a "light freighter" style of ship.

Then you're guaranteed at least two romance options (four, if you swing more than one way), your own ship, and plot armor.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

Take it from me, you don't want to go down the "eugenics" road...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 18 hours ago

I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet.

And it gets everywhere.

Just like the shitty US fascist police...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 19 hours ago

As I said to someone recently, it is illegal to smash a brick into the heads of every corrupt fascist ICE thug going around committing endless acts of domestic terrorism. It is still morally correct to do so.

Illegal≠immoral/bad/wrong, legal≠moral/good/right.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 19 hours ago

Nothing I’ve fried has been made worse by the deep fryer

Well, other than your health.

Although you aren't really deep frying it directly. Just by proxy.

Source: own one and do not regret

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Must've been the wind.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

Arnok, on the night of his joining.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 2 days ago

Even if I did, too late you greedy bigots.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 17 points 6 days ago

This is the shit you would read on /b/ at 2am on a Thursday in 2007 while two users have what they think is a "deep" conversation in the middle of one-handed browsing.

 

They aren't around anymore as of this morning, but they liked the hoodie and hat and I thought someone might like to see two doggos.

They were both good girls and I miss them.

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