SARGE

Never let "perfect" stand in the way of "good"

It's a start, not a magical transporter to the finish line.

kick off a civil war

looks around at "detention" camps

looks around at military being moved around in preparation for things

looks around at states invading other states with their own guard members

looks around at civilians being executed on camera in the streets by government-backed SS-style secret police

My brother/sister/non-binary in the flying spaghetti monster, we are there. Whether it's one-sided or not is going to be the real question.

Every republican that talks shit about gun control, I roll with it and see how far they'll agree with me.

"hell yeah, the government shouldn't be allowed to control our guns!"

"fucking politicians always getting scared of people just for owning and carrying guns. They don't kill you by accident!"

"anti-gun nut Ronald Reagan got scared of people walking around open carrying, and he fucked California up with gun control while Governor! Brought it to Washington with him, too! cites laws signed by Reagan"

I lose a lot of the with this one. Somehow Ronald Reagan is their idol?

"yeah man, if they can take a trans persons guns, they can take yours too!"

That last one is where I lose almost all of them.

If there is a hell, Ronald Reagan is getting pineapple'd with Hitler, Margaret Thatcher, and Charlie Kirk.

Haha yeah I bet he hasn't pooped in two or thr....... checks conveniently placed paper calendar on the wall

Oh... Oh god....

This decade has been the longest century of my life.

Well in part, humanity is nazis...

Please don't, critters live in them thar meadows

Me, at 7:01 Monday morning:

I think we can all agree it's a good thing at least we don't live in the Berensteen Bears universe.

Fuck that place.

I'll be sure to tell my grandfather, my great grandfather, and my great great great grandfather that if I ever see them.

"sorry, some rando on the internet said you didn't fight fascism during the Civil War, world War 1, or world War 2"

Honestly I'm not even sure why you felt the need to negatively comment on something a year old. Kind of sad.

You should know! I consider it important information that is necessary for life, as now you get to imagine every songbird tossing in a "cunt" or "good on ya" while twittering away.

"I was a landlord and I couldn't figure out how to squeeze the tenants for every cent so the meme is entitled garbage" is quite the take, and honestly hilarious given the community it's posted in.