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Whether you're right or not is irrelevant if nobody listens to you because of your tone.

No, they mean department of defense.

The president and his cabinet don't arbitrarily decide names. There are actual procedures to go about doing so.

Alternatively if you feel like it doesn't matter since theyre all going along with it, I feel like the DOD and Gulf of Mexico are two of the very few entities it's okay to deadname, along with Twitter.

Always a good idea. You never know when surprise wish twists will show up.

I imagined it more like "the show is now your real life" but definitely didn't specify "not becoming an actor to play a part" but yeah.

Iwas envisioning something like Firefly, the Expanse (but less dangerous) or literally any game where the plot involves you being on a small cargo-capable ship with light guns and tons of questionable illegal mods.

Let's be honest, I was picturing the Millennium Falcon...

He should have wished to be the protagonist in his very own sci-fi space show set on a "light freighter" style of ship.

Then you're guaranteed at least two romance options (four, if you swing more than one way), your own ship, and plot armor.

Take it from me, you don't want to go down the "eugenics" road...

I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet.

And it gets everywhere.

Just like the shitty US fascist police...

As I said to someone recently, it is illegal to smash a brick into the heads of every corrupt fascist ICE thug going around committing endless acts of domestic terrorism. It is still morally correct to do so.

Illegal≠immoral/bad/wrong, legal≠moral/good/right.

Nothing I’ve fried has been made worse by the deep fryer

Well, other than your health.

Although you aren't really deep frying it directly. Just by proxy.

Source: own one and do not regret

Must've been the wind.

Arnok, on the night of his joining.

Even if I did, too late you greedy bigots.