Scubus

Really? This is what does it for you?

Nah that's teeth. You get two sets for your entire life and they suck. You have the ability to grow more as evidenced by your second set, but fuck you.

Just raise the temperature to 200°C, it will stave off any moisture

"The spaceship is at nearly 100 atmospheres of pressure!"

"Well how many atmospheres is it rated for?"

"Well, it's a spaceship, so typically between zero and one"

Just boof your balls

I kinda relate with him here. It seems your options are to not have kids or to lie to them.

It's ran by tankies, for one. Also just had a huge tankie issue in general.

Not too much more difficult. I did exactly that about a decade ago.

I understood some of those words

I dunno, a friend of mine has a couple mp5s and you can definitely akimbo them. It's absurdly fun too

Assassin bugs give you aids, got it.

Not advocating for the theory, but it's borderline unbelivable that the man gets shot in the ear, and is more concerned about his shoes than his life, then stops to do a fist pump. This is the same man who dodged the draft.