Shortfranks

Why is the Viking on midfield all white? What's the deal with that?

I bet $10,000 that the Browns would throw for 4 touchdowns today. I thought I was going to become a millionaire. What's happening?

NFL wants Denver in the playoffs imo. The calls in the Browns games are just bad. The Broncos are literally tackling receivers before the ball is thrown and no calls. It's bad.

Whose more athletic, McCaffery or Debo?

Do we call him football Kobe Bryant or not a rapist Kobe Bryant?

No one can convince me the refs aren't intentionally keeping the Lions in this game on orders of the NFL.

I know this is somewhat sexist, but I can't think of a celebrity other than Lady Gaga who seems to go out of her way to be less attractive than she is.

Alex "Traffic Cone" Singleton ran that shit down so suck it haters.

Somebody playing fantasy against Lutz is punching fucking air right now.

Carter was born in 1927 the Year CBS was founded, and Lindbergh first crossed the Atlantic in the Spirit of St. Louis. It was also the year the film The Jazz Singer was released, and the year Ireland became independent from the United Kingdom.

If Hill is seriously injured, that will make for a good couple of weeks for the NFL fans who care about hating players who beat women/children and/or sexually assault them. Whose gotta get hurt next to fulfill the collective schadenfreude?

Color, Brownies Color On the parchment of victory! Strike, Brownies, Strike Score a field goal 1, 2, 3! Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! And watch our Brownies tri! Color, Brownies Color! On the parchment of victory! G-P-O-D-A-W-U-N-D! Browns!!