Siegfried

joined 2 years ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Elden ring is balanced, lets you avoid bosses, gives you tons of tools to deal with them and nonlinearity lets you level as much as you want before facing the real threats. You can pretty much make it through the game without having to get too good.

Of course, some bosses are quite difficult, but they are either avoidable or ver late game.

Also, you can always go for the Cheese Master 9000 of lances + shield.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Well, its the first time that i manage to see one of these magic eye images.... but I need to ask. Most of this seem to be inverted (i see mountains as sinks, lakes and rivers are higher than peaks). Is this intended? I'm interpretint it wrong?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Im honestly more concerned on how those bombs make it through the atmosphere and how much time it takes them to reach their destination.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

AI + photoshop, maybe?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was "grow some breasts". Turns out, whales do have nipples

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Goku didn't die for our sins for us to end up doing this kind of unholy shit

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

-"The legend says, this comment had the very names of the gals on the picture"

-woo! 📸

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Predicted as if it wasnt planned... it's a leak

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d--ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

All Linux-users Are Betterthanyou

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I remember that i went to make some coffee after the 3rd goal and when i was back (3 min max) they were like 5-0.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How is this thing called? Where is it from?

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