SirHaroldKaneMBE

I would take 40 mio for Davies at this point. He's a liability for like 75% of our matches

Jesus Christ us and Dortmund should have a competition about who wasted more chances

Slabhead and Onana being United's heroes is a case of a broken clock being right twice a day

WTF is VAR doing?

That's a textbook pen

Kimmich ball adjustment means stinky corner

No midfield, no pressing just slow zombie ball

Kimmich tackles will be the death of me goddamn he's so bad at tackling man it's unbelievable that a professional footballer can be so bad at tackling

Jfc

We could concede soon

I swear if we lose today, we cannot go back on the Internet

Is that what it's spelled like in German?