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So if you get to vote for president again, you'd vote with the cunts who lied that you'll never vote again?

Stockholm syndrome is a thing, and democrats have it. I fucking hate Republicans and Trump, but seeing a dem try to pretend the other side is hell incarnate and that Trump is gonna remove elections, and in the same breath try to convince you to vote for them in the future SUPPOSEDLY REMOVED FUCKING ELECTIONS? Jesus fucking christ what a disgusting bag of hypocritical chodes your party can be. Go pardon a criminal just like your political opponent is running from justice, and then come back to the table in 4 years to say you're not the same.

Anyone voting for Republicans or democrats is fully fucking retarded.

To my mind, Ban has always meant permanent.

Then explain perma-ban

Joke aside though - ban is a toggle. You can toggle something on or off, but it usually implies something temporary. You can then manually unban someone at a later date, or have the unban be automated in some cases.

"I turned the lights on" - there is no expectation that you never turn them off again

"It is snowing outside" - at some point it will stop snowing

"I'm banned from my local book club for repeatedly asking if they made a movie for that one" - this too shall pass. Maybe in 4 years when I go back they'll forgive me and let me back in, and by that time I'll have watched Moby Dick - manual toggle of the ban back to 'off' is expected here.

"I was banned from Day9's stream for backseating" - here the ban would have an automatic limit, maybe something like a million seconds.

advertising them somewhere else, Tumblr, throwaway eBay listings, Spotify playlists,... here.

You missed a great opportunity to have 'here' be a link to an emulator.

Nintendo goes on to claim that this subreddit has played a central role in fostering Switch piracy,

Piracy has been long ago defined to be a service problem. Nintendo should be suing themselves. I hope the lawyers eat it all up.

I know, right? You can just get something else he's interested in. Like OP, maybe the kid likes antiquities, you could get him some from Benito Mussolini's 12000 piece collection in the Colonial Museum. Or maybe he likes art, you could buy him one of Hitler's paintings.

You think that's somehow more likely than:

1. Fucker with full access to your bags while you're nowhere near them looks through your shit

2. When they find a bag full of money, said fucker gets to legally take a percentage by just tipping off the DEA, instead of just robbing you and risking being caught

?

And also, guessing "I'm no longer interested" is paraphrased, cause nobody on 4Chan is mature enough to not make things incredibly uncomfortable at work after this.

If maturity is the argument, there are several different options I'd be considering:

1. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to work
2. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to not have already made things incredibly uncomfortable at work
3. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to detect flirting
4. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to ask a coworker out
5. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to have hiking as a hobby/date proposal
6. Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to not just reply "yeah sure" to the boyfriend idea

It's the same low-to-medium quality crap that you can usually find on Amazon at a slightly higher price.

Including the restriction on bombing Israel?