SlurpDaddySlushy

joined 11 months ago
[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I wasn't expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Isn't Apple TV a thing though? It's been a thing for a long time.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

Execs: mental break down isn't sexy, let's say he has a drug problem so people can rally for him.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This. Also gun control isn't banning guns. Regulation makes getting a gun significantly more expensive and harder to do.

Also every time I hear someone use the "they'll just smuggle them in" argument I want to know their stance on drug prohibition.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

I love that this comes after the special where he said a trans friend defended him saying he doesn't punch down. I guess milking someone's suicide wasn't as successful as he planned so he changed course.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Bet. Why would you eat spaghetti when mostaccioli exists?

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That's a big nope from me.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would not call the date a success lol. I tried to plan to go somewhere but the girl knew a mutual friend so she said she felt more comfortable coming over my apartment. She was adamant about being pizza (which was awful), and when she walked in she cracked a joke about how easily she could get raped. 0/10. Did not see her again.

[–] SlurpDaddySlushy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I used dating apps for 10 years. Got maybe a dozen replies and 1 date. So I'm looking at like a .00001% success rate. It's heartbreaking how unattractive that makes me feel.