Global warming - there won't be any snow.
SoGrumpy
joined 2 years ago
What a time to be literate.
You shouldn't have to, but where there's a will . . .
Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.
Why's it called a blow job when you're mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that's what it sounds like.
Have the day you voted for. Also, I'm all out of fucks.
Honestly, if I lived in NY, this post on it's own would make me vote for him.
Of course, I'd have to live in the US too, which I don't, thank some deity.
Are you me? (I don't mean name wise)
I always upvote quotes from him.
After reading one of these pop-ups the first time I saw one, a switch was activated in my brain. Now when I see one, I hit the back button on my mouse before the last scan line of the page has reached the end.
I don't need the information that bad.
Don't buy Apple. Problem solved. I will not accept arguments about 'but the eco-system blah-blah'
Sticks Fingers in ears lalalalalala
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'Oh no, not again' is something a bowl of petunias would say at the time of reincarnation.