SpermHowitzer

Guys, I found Jeff!

I feel like this would be multiple times funnier and less annoying as a picture and not a video.

Would that bring your loved one back?

Yet Tim gets shocked when hanging on the fence when it turns on while he’s climbing down. I trust movie science far more than your acquired knowledge. Your ignorance is probably what’s holding you back from full blown deity.

In my experience a lot of shutoff valves on faucets, particularly shower and tub faucets, are flathead screws.

Worth keeping in mind his pension is definitely in stocks (and other investments too, of course). So he doesn’t own stocks, but the portion of the pension he owns is stocks.

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

Learning is great, especially when it costed nothing!

Pronounced "oñon"

Not that I’m disagreeing with your anger, but I feel like that much emotion at least warrants using the person’s correct name.