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Nice photo. Is this in Kyoto?

Historically, you can’t be charged for crimes you committed before the law criminalizing them was passed. However, precedence and fair application of the law have lost all meaning so you could be arrested, but she wouldn’t.

First president to make pictures of his current wife illegal

“…yet we didn’t die”

You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.

Funnier than Giuliani getting served indictment papers at his own birthday party?

Bots? On Elon Musk’s Twitter? And spreading disinformation? To shill for Trump? Inconceivable!

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

Forget

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation

We’re trying to vote about it but somebody keeps setting the ballot boxes on fire