Stalinwolf

joined 1 year ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Bigger burgers. Larger burgers. Meat goes on it. Much meat. Pile it up. High meat burger that fills the customer up.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've tried to install this multiple times but always manage to fuck it up somehow. I think the guides I'm following are outdated or pointing me to one or more incompatible files.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The policy looked at you?!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

REEEEE! Absholuutely, what thish guy RRRREEEEEEE shaid.. Tashtes like sssshhiiit..

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Neighboring countries. He is also very religious, but is a pretty normal guy otherwise. A little shy. Met her online and rushed a little quickly into meeting her after they had hit it off. He knew about the Revelations thing beforehand and told me it sounded a little odd. I asked him if she was a Jehova's Witness (suspecting she was trying to convert him maybe?), but he said he didn't think so. I didn't ask any more questions about that part, but I guess the visit has gone well enough. Things quickly fell apart afterward, though.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my employees fell hard for an ultra-religious girl from there. She made him read through Revelations when he went out to visit her, and she was very involved in campaigning against abortion rights. Naturally, I thought she sounded like a stupid bitch, and I was very pleased to hear that their relationship crashed and burned and she lost the abortion vote, all within the span of two weeks.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the anonymous confession thing that made it's rounds on Facebook several years back. My cousin would post links to his every day with messages like, "Let's see what you've got" or "Give me your worst" attached to it. I suspect he was desperately fishing for compliments, or hoping for anonymous love confessions from the girls he was flirting with, as he would also post scrambled love letters on his wall that he must have figured these girls had time to sit down and eagerly unscramble (ie; I VELO UYO YLSHAE RMOE NTHA HTE UNS VELOS TEH ONOM). I always made sure to anonymously let him know what a stupid, annoying fuck he was being.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You wake up every day, look at those pubes in the mirror and think, "Nah, it's fine."?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ, that was a dark article.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago

This is too minor of a thing to really gripe about. Getting upset over this is like getting angry that Coke or Pepsi has altered the design of their logo again. It's just.. Not really a big deal.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (28 children)

Are there any other white North Americans here that grew up in mild reverence of your alleged mixed Native American heritage, and then find out later (through DNA tests or what have you) that there isn't even the slightest trace of native in your bloodline, and all of your relatives (who have Cherokee art in their house and shit) have all been terribly misled by some weird family rumor for decades?

Like, I suppose the silver lining here is that it's probably a good thing to have more white people out there who respect and are sympathetic toward the plight of native genocide, but holy fuck, boys.. It doesn't seem as though anyone in the family has an explanation for it. Every last person just grew up accepting that our Grandmother/Great Grandmother/Family Matriarch was half Cherokee.

It's my understanding that this is a common thing in Appalachia, and while my family is from the Great Lakes, my Great Grandparents fled Kentucky during or shortly after the Harlan County strikes, so I imagine the rumor began all the way back then. Though this rumor only gets weirder for those familiar with the miner strikers when you note my (confirmed) descendency from one of the primary villains of that period, who was most certainly not of Cherokee blood. But who am I to say whether or not he engaged in coitus and/or matrimony with someone believed to have been.

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