Stalinwolf

joined 1 year ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

He's Albertan. Of course he is.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

WuuUuuhhh?! But it has such a cool name now, duuude! 😎

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

Pixel 7 with Android, Nova Launcher Prime.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

WE GOT HIM BOYS! NO ONE SEEKS ENLIGHTENMENT ON OUR WATCH!

That'll keep the youth from giggling, bonding, and appreciating the beauty of the forest around them.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I'm sorry, I don't understand. But would you like to hear why employees working on its voice assistant are being laid off by Google?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joseph Curwen liked your status.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Based on their choice of words, I was honestly hoping for a cryptid. Like these..

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those chicks loved him for his personality, too. What a bummer. Hope they wait for him to get out.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Easy. Twelve men gather 'round and insert their penises (or penii back then) and try to make them meet in the middle. Whomever has the shortest penis that does not gingerly meet the others, draws the equivalent of the short straw, and performs whatever unfavorable task the men fetched the ol' dodecahedron in order to determine in the first place. This game was of course unfair, as the man with the largest penis was always the first to suggest the dodecahedron, and the men with the smallest penii were practically serfs among their respective groups of friends.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Baaabbbaaaa yeettuuuu yeettuuuu leeeyyaaaiiie.... 🎶

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Fuckin' Debbie..

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alex Jones is going to freak the fuck out.

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