Stalinwolf

Putin belongs in Yantar like the swamp-fuck he is.

I hear the charity tax myth all the time and I don't understand why everyone just believes it.

I wish I could go back two years and tell myself that soon everyone will hate this bucky asshole as much as I do.

I abused benadryl a couple of times as a young adult, and I can say with absolute confidence that there is nothing enjoyable about the experience whatsoever, unless of course you enjoy feeling like you're an hour away from brain damage or death. I'd put it on par with Salvia, at least in terms of enjoyment factor. Yeah, things get weird, but not in a cool way.

The typical offender here is the well-to-do Canadian kid blasting gangsta rap in the back of the bus as though he's hard. He also has that early Justin Bieber accent down to a science. Hailing from the Detroit area myself and having spent nearly a decade in this province, I don't think this kid has ever met a gangsta in his life.

Definitely a Fruit Punch manifesting in that thing.

Sometimes you can find scimitars in there. You can chop a camel right in its hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of those things.

Not going Eggo was their first mistake. In my experience, when it comes to frozen waffles, there is no room to fuck around.

As someone who can barely approach the edge of a 3-story parking structure, I would come unraveled on one of those balconies.

HEROSHIMA! CHERNOBYL! WINDOWS 95! WE DO IT ONCE, WE DO IT AGAIN!

I miss LAN parties. I miss the atmosphere in those sweltering bedrooms/livingrooms in the quiet hours of the morning. I'll never forget that LAN party vibe. Big one for my cousins and I was the Desert Combat mod for Battlefield 1942. Also Starcraft, Diablo 2, and later on it shifted to WoW.

I've yet to find a game that properly rolls in a distant storm that eventually grows into an intense one. They tend to come on very quickly and escalate to 10 in about 20 seconds.