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The margarine is probably a combination of oil and shortening, so I feel like you'd be able to make the sub in a pinch? You'd need to melt it down first because the spreadable stuff in the container has air whipped into it.

I dunno, I haven't tested it.

Edit: I didn't see they were No Bake cookies. Yeah, that would make a much bigger difference.

Can someone explain what is going on here? Is it an MLM?

Edit: I read the linked story and am even more confused.

Look at the fingers though!

Some of them do believe it's a biblical plague, but they think it's because of woke or gay.