Synthuir

joined 2 years ago
[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

And that meth’s name?

…Pervitin

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 months ago

“We’re coming up on some BNSF track up ahead, someone will be around with a complimentary barf bag shortly.”

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

https://www.spacejam.com/1996/jam.html

I’m pretty sure spacejam.com showed that page up until the sequel supplanted it.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

—Ursula K. Le Guin

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

…and then at least another 4, because the LA Olympics isn’t going to have breakdancing.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

According to John Donne, at least the size of ‘no man’

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, but the point is if I see a drone I know it’s a government drone and not just some hobbyist. The ban already doesn’t apply to the government, hence the weather warning drones and anti-drone drones.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Drones have been banned in the city for years. Iirc the city uses anti-drone drones occasionally, but I’ve literally never seen one overhead, be it personal, commercial, or governmental.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I use Estrogen as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Estrogen is just the kernel. You use GNU+Estrogen!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Estrogen, but it's not GNU+Estrogen.

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If Testosterone was compiled With gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Time of your life

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