TOW3L13

joined 1 year ago
[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Genuine question: Are US grocery stores really asking for such exorbitant amounts to donate, or is this comment an exaggeration? Where I live, they do ask too, but for like $1 - $2 max.

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?

Suck it out of a hose, yeah...

Hmm...

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Which highlights the importance of piracy.

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

I don't want the code name Blackie.

Code names stay as they are, Blackie!

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

True, and also this is why piracy is so important.

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's a lot of sea men you got there, Cartman.

I got all I could from this bank, the rest is from this guy Ralph in an alley. The sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it! He just make me close my eyes, and suck it out of a hose!

That's cool!

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

They get banished from hell to live with Mormons in heaven, just like Saddam.

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"This album better makes as much as you said, tubby!"

[–] TOW3L13@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

The central computer designated his status to Fat and Unimportant.