TableRoller

joined 3 days ago
[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Eat the same breakfast every day until I'm sick of it, and then the next day it's back again

[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

"Fresh Sparrow Flavour" on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot

[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.

[–] TableRoller@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Next time I'll just roll a die to decide who does the laundry.