TastyWheat

Naaah, we fight giant birds all the time, so that's just normal for us down here.

As an Australian this sentence made me do a double take.

You'll do WHAT to the chicken?

goes Plaid

I remember I once had a woman purchase a plain electric kettle off display, then try to bring it back the next day because she couldn't figure out how to operate it.

It had one button.

And they're so tough to spit out after you accidentally get a mouthful

My mother's kitten has a favourite pastime which is jumping into an ikea bag and getting dragged around the floor in it. She fucking loves it... whats with animals and Ikea bags?

"And then suddenly, tentacles"

I've got a Lenovo with an NPU in it and I swear to god no program fucking uses it besides the built in Windows stuff.

Almost none of the "AI" shit on the store uses the NPU.

I still love it because it replaced a 10 year old Surface Pro 3, and its fast and has an OLED screen that fucks hard.

I literally have a beer holder in my shower for this exact reason, its fuckin awesome.

Philomena Cunk? I mean she looks similar....

Tines are uneven, 4/10

I miss doing iaido. I still have my practice sword though, that shit was expensive