Th3D3k0y

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[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

To: Driver@Car.com

Subject: Major Alert Notification

Dear , It has come to our attention via our sophisticated proprietary carAI system that you and your friend (Brad) were discussing the owner of this CarCompany Inc, LLC and one of you called him a "Poop-Head". In light of this recent conversation, we have disabled all non-essential functions in your car until you send $150 to "President@NeedsMoreMoney.com". If after 90 days this payment has not been received these functions will be permanently revoked until End of Life (Yours or Cars).

Sincerely, Probably Elon Musk.

~CarAI is a service offered at no cost with a irrevocable revocable license. All data gathers with or without consent are the sole property of CarCampnay Inc, LLC. Subject to Terms and Conditions. May be updated at any time by CarCompany Inc, LLC without notification. Any legal issues are required by Arbitration only within the city limits of Pyongyang~

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So what you are saying is this is a fantastic RTO strategy. /s

But yeah, I work for an international company, setting up the IT infrastructure so that each of those individual offices have a standard security policy and connection whitelists, and then requiring an on-site IT person to manage each of those sounds horrible.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Handshake | Let's Agree"

Apparently it is pretty rubbish at connecting people.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

He isn't even a hillbilly, he is just stupid.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I've thought about this for the JD Vance sign they put up in his Appalachian hometown of Middletown Ohio

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Spears, and (pun) by extension Pitchforks, being long is not a draw back. It is a stabbing weapon you could take out someone with a baseball bat before they even get in reach to be a risk.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This reminds me of a reddit post I participated in years ago where women were discussing what they love about their partners and it all boiled down to just "don't be mean and communicate"

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I am guessing Germany (or at least EU) based on the post location, but if you found this in the USA they are invasive so you should report finding one.

Things are massive, and I hear the webs are like 1m+ wide

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You never saw a video where someone cleans up their partner after the good time?

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As I understand it is only theoretically measurable, but the measure is so slight we don't have the technology to realistically measure it.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I was just talking about this to my wife the other day, apparently the scale goes immeasurably low. I think one of the measurements is like the vibrations caused by a feather falling off a 1m tall table.

 

I got an old dog that is losing weight pretty fast. She is 16 and for the last 15 years she has been about 25-28 pounds, and she is currently sitting at like 12 pounds.

I have been alternating between hot dogs and bologna as she likes to eat them and doesn't fuss about it. Most wet dog foods will work for about a week, then she turns her nose up at it.

I've soaked her dry food to get the volume up for her, which worked for a bit but now she pretty much refuses to eat dry food for about two days then nibbles.

I get that older dogs tend to lose their appetite as they get close to the end, but I'd prefer she not pass away from starvation over old age. I do still tend to hold off from straight up sugar/carbs, but a random peanut butter sandwich scrap or three has been passed over to her more than once.

So I am looking for ideas for high calorie food which can be purchased easily and preferably on the cheap.

 

Why is it so hard?

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