ThatGuy46475

joined 5 days ago
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

So a dollar more than a banana

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

David plowie

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 59 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Call them what they are: chicken nuggets

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

Existential dread

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Love a good compromise

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Don’t worry, tomorrow the head of officiating will explain why we are all wrong.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

Workout timer that wants a subscription

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.

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