Thavron

I guess they're attractive.

Jokes aside, seeing as how Gandalf's main power is interaction with light and fire, it would make sense that moths are attracted to him.

For some reason,

Money. It's money.

Honestly, with that return you could just take out your initial investment and have the rest gamble on big for free.

Baba Is You!

Crazy.

That's fucking nuts.

It is insane to me that the teachers have to pay for any of it.

IMO this is the major flaw. Tariffs could work in practice, but you'd have to announce them way ahead of time to give local businesses time to fill in the gap. Otherwise you'll get what happens now.

Have you tried stacher.io ?

Stacher.io can download from nearly any source.

Any body of sufficiently rapidly running water should suffice.