TheKingBee

joined 2 years ago
[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

Maybe I'm missing context on this, but halo slop?

Infinite came out 3 years ago and though they've done updates and general live service garbage there haven't been any major releases since. Halo isn't a yearly release schedule, charging full price for the same game every year like sports games, so i'm not seeing the slop...

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You can buy a bluetooth speaker that sounds as good (if you don't need real stereo sound) and still have room in your pocket.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Maybe I'm missing something, but isn't it trivial to take it out of their bullshit dangerous "FSD" mode and take control? How does a car go approximately 40-50 feet down the tracks without the driver noticing and stopping it?

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why aren't these rich assholes able to buy cloths that fit?

I know it's a side issue to their evil, but it doesn't make any sense.

"I'm going to wear an expensive suit, but you're too poor for me to allow you to take my measurements"

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I guess i just don't get criticisms like this. They have been rerunning family circle for 50 years and Garfield as it turns out is better without Garfield, but this kind of banality is just too far?

Daily comics are mostly garbage with the occasional, possibly even accidental, brilliance.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The question is good, how given one smaller and one larger fraction could the person eating a smaller percent still have eaten more total pizza? That's a fun brain puzzle.

The problem is the teacher.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

reminds me of naked lunch

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they were referring to electric windows, but it is ambiguous in context.

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Tell me you've never had to clean blood of the walls of a stall in a toilet at your minimum wage retail job without telling me you've never had to clean blood off the wall of a stall in the toilet at your minimum wage retail job.

I get the joke, i agree with the message but I also agree with the bathroom being for customers only...

It's a mistake you only make once, they just need to use the bathroom and you feel like an asshole for turning them away so you let them use it and the next thing you know you're cleaning fucking blood off the fucking wall.

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