ThermonuclearCactus

I spat out a bunch of fur afterwards.

When I was 6, I bit my rabbit in retaliation after he bit me, does that count?

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I've ever heard in my life.

I came here to post this, but you beat me to it.

Finally I get to use this

Hahaha, how bad does your anticheat have to be that it bans people who haven't even played the game yet? Or maybe its so good that it bans people BEFORE they cheat. "Good news, we dropped the cheating rate to 0%! We only had to ban the entire playerbase to do it!"

Yeah, and we can't give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won't be enough trousers to go around!

/s

Anything sensitive is encrypted and I never decrypt it while running windows.

I bought Sea of Thieves about 5 years ago. Recently, they added kernal-level anticheat (which does precisely fuck-all to actually stop cheating). While that is annoying, I'm not particularly worried because the studio that makes that game is owned by Microsoft, and like all Microsoft products, it was banished to my windows partition with the rest of the spyware.

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.