Tolookah

Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?

Cards against humanity has a sticker for that

A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you'd have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.

Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don't want to eat any steel type Pokemon.

He probably is charging the secret service for use of that truck.

Is that the terms and conditions for using the toilet?

"We reserve all right to enforce arbitration for cases including but not limited to: being sucked into space when you flush, being sucked into space when you use the sink, and any other instances of being sucked into space. Transporter clones may occur if we are actively inverting the tachyon field, and the sink may back up when we are modulating the deflector array."

But he has to show up, that's like worse than prison

I did the same, except 'nothing' was 'play with my kid' and several years later it still registers as a very happy time, even though I should have been worrying about work, or lack thereof.

(I was going to the trampoline park 2-3 times a week with a toddler, great times.)

Cousin? Feels like they were describing the guy as balding and one of their guys in the back said:"it's just short" trying to defend themselves. (This is how that line felt, and I thought it something from an 80s cop comedy)

water, Earth, fire, and wind hurricanes are nothing compared to heart hurricanes.

How many of those are lying about lying?

That completes my day, thanks. Even though it's 1:30 in the afternoon, I'm just going to sleep, end on a high note and all

I assumed Uncle Bob was pro Palestine over all other metrics and was voting 3rd party.