Twattymctwatterson

joined 9 months ago
[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read that as "Unreal: massive push back after Trump admitted he sniffed his workers at latest rally." The funny thing is I was like yeah sounds about right...stiffed is even better though lol

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Then you could use the Linux distro with a VPN from a public wifi.

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Generic disappear

Go to the library and study about the country you want to run to. I would pick someplace with a coast. Don't use your home computer or phone, you don't want anyone to find these searches.

Go buy a cheap laptop from a pawnshop and get a small Linux distro like Puppy or Tiny Core. Load Tor and find yourself a dark market. Buy a new identity. When your transaction is complete trash the laptop burn the USB stick you ran your Linux distro off of.

Buy a boat. Post all over social media about your boat and how you love sailing or fishing or whatever you do in your boat.

This is the hard part, go on a boat trip and at some point call in an emergency then abandon the boat. Make it look good drag out all the life vests and or sink the boat. Swim/row to shore and never ever ever ever go back to your old life.

You could do it for about $30k.

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMED

Edit: forgot an m

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

"He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin." - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

How dare you insinuate I didn't read the article. I'll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It was magical

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 90 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

It's not real war profiteering if you don't sell to both sides, dummy.

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

That's funny, I dropped them last week right before they announced the price hike because I own everything I want to watch and now that I have my OTA DVR set up I don't need Hulu so I said "see ya round like a big old doughnut."

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but they used to come with little stamps that stamped X ANA X on top and a 2 on the underside. They knew what they were selling.

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