UpperBroccoli

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[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Really? When I tried it, it was buggy as hell. Sure, in the official version, you can't walk around the subway, but there are people in it, and you can look out the window, and it tells you what station is next and all that. Actually pretty chill.

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

I just genuinely dislike such inexplicably, impossibly smart “genius kid” characters who also seem to possess inexplicably, impossibly vast amounts of knowledge and experience that simply cannot have been acquired in however many years they have been alive.

I went to school with a guy like that. Not only was he unnaturally smart, he also kicked all our asses at Duke Nukem 3D all of the time. Needless to say, I hate his guts.

INGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

You could say it burns.

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

The singer reportedly said that she would not worry or fret because "there ain't no law against it yet".

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hare seems interesting, but does it allow any kind of dynamic linkage? I just compiled a simple Hello World program, and its size is 217 kb - after stripping.

$ cat test.ha
use fmt;

export fn main() void = {
        fmt::println("Hello world!")!;
};

$ file test
test: ELF 64-bit LSB executable, x86-64, version 1 (SYSV), statically linked, stripped
$ ls -lhn test
-rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 1000 217K Feb 27 18:03 test

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 16 points 8 months ago

I am called a srnior developer and I haven't done a project in my spare time in many years. Not because I don't want to, but because I do enough of that at work and I lack the energy. Most people I know are in the same boat.

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

You are spelling it wrong. It's Nikolai.

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sources allege that the game’s character creator had to be overhauled multiple times to keep up with GTA Online, then Hogwarts Legacy, then Baldur’s Gate 3. While the game’s setting—a smoky, oppressive city—had to be dramatically altered to become brighter and friendlier after one of the brothers played Spider-Man 2.

Does that remind anyone else of the “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” segment “Film Scene”, where the “director” would change the type of film mid-scene several times?

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 16 points 9 months ago

Proud of today's code. Deeply ashamed of yesterday's code. That is our lot in life. At least it shows us our development.

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

make movement feel more grounded

✱air-dashes away quickly✱

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eh. If you are not using punch tape, are you even really programming?

[–] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

But commander, that will take hours!

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