UselessAsshole

joined 1 month ago
[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I hear he barely finds time or energy to mackle at all anymore.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

He does legitimately seem to prefer little girls, but he still wouldn't have even bothered if he had every opportunity to come out safely and looking like a hero.

In his fucked up logic I have a sense of now but will never understand he'd be weakened by that display of heroism.

His parents fucked him up but good.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

A. Because he's bored, a child with a bunch of money and toys, and doesn't know wtf his job is.

He's a real estate douchebag, he has always seemingly only gotten joy from decorating bullshit until nobody but him likes it.

I don't deny he'd love to hold power, I just don't see that actually fucking occurring.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What's the long term on that strategy though? The guy has no life left in him and is failing as a cult.

Even he can't be stupid enough to think his sons or whomever he left an illegitimate third term presidency to wouldn't just get torn apart or shot by the secret service.

He is leaving. Sooner than he'd like.

He got rich this term. He'll just make a surprise move to Russia and die watching our courts try to fix his shit.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

NOMOREREBS is so fucking stupid, he describes himself as a "book-writer".

I am not fucking kidding.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

If he were telling me where he'd be and the routes he's using I bet someone would pay that ridiculous fee.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I would recommend just brutally murdering your way through the rainbow of right wing nutjobs in MANHUNT. It does have guns, but ammo is sparse, it's not a shooter, at first.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

OH BULLSHIT.

He clearly looks exactly like Charlie Kelly's weird uncle from always sunny.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What in the short attention span is this tik tok senior citizen format you're using and what condition causes it?

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I even questioned the sadism in my personal bottle of Danish mead I've set aside for Trump's death already until I read that quote.

Now think I need to help organize a nationwide celebration of Trump's demise and start getting ready and most importantly, promoting the shit out of it until it's common knowledge worldwide we will be dancing again that day.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Meanwhile in r/hornymoderators:

"Fuck Republicans! Come enjoy of my disaster of a human body, conservative ladies! Runners up will be invited to my pool of hand stuff volunteering until my double carpal tunnel surgery someday.

[–] UselessAsshole@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

ENJOYING THIS REDDIT DOWNFALL? CONTINUE ON THE APP! Or else...

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