Vanth

Those are some fucked up palm lines. Heart line is okay ish, strong. Head and life lines are... I don't event know if those have a boilerplate reading they are so unnatural. This pirate might be headed for the love of their life or an early, traumatic death. Godspeed.

On a more serious note, I would suggest you consider simplifying the hand to a solid hand. The hand as-is would be very difficult to reproduce and draws attention from the overall flag design.

I work in a job with contractual language and care deeply about the placement of every comma in that context.

Outside that in everyday life, I don't care about any grammer rule so long as I can understand the writer's intent.

Lesbian and bisexual women are different. They have learned telepathy from all their pet cats. They have also learned the stand-offishness from their cats so sadly, it still doesn't help them make the first move.

Don't get me wrong please, I know I'm just an old fart and I have no intentions whatsoever, but I just wanted to say that I think you're very pretty - especially naked.

Even before you said it, you knew it was inappropriate. That's why you tried to excuse it even as you were saying it. I read the rest of your post but it only convinced me you're not taking ownership and are now retconning your own intentions. You meant to hit on her and backtracked when she didn't reciprocate.

I don't think a single axis adequately models the system, nor does the US two-party system that attempts to cram everyone into just two buckets.

Well, shoot. I go down a couple times a year for work. That would be a delightful slice of joy to otherwise dull trips.

Ah, but discrimination against Roma isn't racism because they actually are all dirty thieves!

• said to me by an actual European lacking all self-awareness

Edit: nvm, OP posts indicate they expect more diversity of political opinions, which might mean they're actually looking for Truth Social instead of Lemmy.

When we were kids, my brother would get mean when bored. Low-grade physical stuff, hard pinches, pulled hair, coming into my room to harass me and break toys, enough to cause pain without evidence if I were to complain. I asked my mom to intervene, she didn't want to deal with it, so she gave me the old phrase, "if you don't know what to do, spit in a shoe and do it again at half past two".

So I spat in my brothers shoe every time he messed with me. And for good measure, I spat in my mom's shoe too for letting him continue to abuse me.

Wait, how do you go from TSA policy on shoes to a supermax prison in Colorado?

Psh, these people talking about removing one child from the world per year are trolling. This chart obviously means that by continuing to have zero children year over year, I get to drive a fleet of gas-guzzler cars as a reward.

Psh, the Real^TM^ followers of (insert religion here) don't even watch sci-fi because sci fi never addresses how (insert deity/ies of choice here) is/are the bestest thing ever.