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It's okay that you don't have standards. Enjoy your Stovetop 👍

I'm with ya. Cranberry sauce is S-tier, and I don't discriminate between fresh or canned.

Whatever form cranberry sauce comes in, please put it in my mouth

Soda. I'm cool with "soda pop" for a little personality and flair, but if you're calling soda either just "pop" or god-forbid "coke" then I assume you're the kind of person who watches NCIS

I'm not. Stovetop tastes like shit, no matter who makes it. Cheap mass-produced dried bread with the cheapest possible quality spices & onions.

If you can't comprehend how a homemade stuffing with quality ingredients is vastly better than a shitty box from Kraft foods, then I have to assume you think McDonald's is gourmet haute cuisine.

I haven't consumed every piece of media on the planet so I can't speak to the reference you're making, but no, no it is not.

It is recommended to not stuff the bird because a turkey is large enough that stuffing will significantly increase cooking time and without care it is very easy to undercook the now solid interior, which can then soak bacteria-ladden juices into the stuffing which has not reached sufficient temperatures to kill said offending bacteria.

Stuff your small birds like chickens; dress your big birds like turkey.

Yes and in some parts of the US they call all sodas "coke," but that doesn't mean 7-Up is a coke, it just means that region is wrong.

It tastes like stale onion and sadness.

Y'all need to up your kitchen game; there's an entire culinary world to explore beyond the 6 boxed meals your moms made halfassedly in the 90s.

I think they're objecting to you calling it "dressing" instead of stuffing, even though it's usually recommended to cook it outside the bird and thus "dressing" is actually the more correct term making you right.

Dressing is stuffing cooked on its own as a side; stuffing is dressing stuffed into a carcass.

They just mean Stovetop Stuffing but cooked as dressing, I'm sure.

A- stuffing isn't that great too begin with.

B- shitty packaged mass production stuffing is definitely the bottom tier of stuffing.