WeirdGoesPro

I don’t know OP well enough to complete the meme, but I did work for Apple for many years, and several of these details don’t match their script at all.

Missing parts? The interior of that phone is one soldered piece. Just shrugging the question off? Apple people will talk your head off about the diagnostic test to sound clever. Battery swap? They would have been looking at replacing the whole unit because that’s how they roll.

Saying “long voting history of the state” is a gross misunderstanding of Texas. Every major city here votes blue. We are so heavily gerrymandered that we get screwed every election. Texas is a sleeper swing state. I know because I live here.

Too late, she saw distro on your collar.

You are a real asshole if you think anyone deserves to have their children drown to death.

Center left? Center left??? How about full blown leftist socialist, because nothing less will do.

We are exceptionally good at performative bullshit that accomplishes nothing.

I don’t really see why any of the people in power would care if this person had starved themselves to death. I don’t understand what the perceived leverage was here.

Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t avoid any of them, I just take them for what they are, and some are total shit. That said, sometimes you’re looking for shit, so it makes sense to go to the shit farm.

You know what, scratch that, I avoid whitehouse.gov and foxnews.com.

That is going to be outside the scope of normal clown schooling. You may want to get an act together and approach an alternative freak show—I feel like that might fit well. Otherwise, it sounds like you’d probably be going the self employed route.

Independent study is the cornerstone of any good education.

Clown colleges. Some of the ones in France are downright prestigious.