Rizz. /s
WeirdGoesPro
joined 1 year ago
Yeah, there isn’t even a need to move if you are American. Just start a religion based on your immortality, run for elected office, and then the whole system will be so confused that they’ll let you thrive as an immortal deity forever.
Low effort, low value.
I tried all the kinds—even the ones made from lamb gut. No bono.
Unpopular opinion: the complete lack of anyone addressing reduced sensation that comes with condom use when talking to teens is also a contributing factor. I have literally never been able to have an orgasm with a condom on. The first time I had sex, the girl kept asking me if I was gay because I kept losing my erection to the weird glove like sensation on my dick.
I ended up tackling this problem by being careful and being in a string of committed relationships, but I thought there was something wrong with me until stories on the internet made it clear that I wasn’t the only one.
So if I was a modern teen, and knew things could mostly be solved with antibiotics, and had death grip from an adolescence on pornography, AND discovered I couldn’t keep it up when wrapped…then I probably wouldn’t use them either.
The one with Kirk took place at Diddy’s White Party in 1999. Don’t ask how I know.
I was there Gandalf. I was there 3000 years ago…
Basically the horror Ginni Thomas sees every Saturday night.
That’s a hell of a spin you just put on failing the driving test 5 times.
Just because you aren’t Beyoncé doesn’t mean you aren’t beautiful.
Searching for R34 is on you. Naming something R34 is on Nissan. The popularity of R34 is on all of us.