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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Our infrastructure also needs upgrades to support electric vehicles. For example, you literally can't get one unless you have a garage or driveway, which many people- especially those who don't have the luxury of buying a house, don't have. If your only option is dealing with street parking good luck.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The one that hurts women more

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (12 children)

If any cops are reading this, it's not too late. Put down your badge and find a job that doesn't make your neighbors' lives worse. One of my friends went from police officer to bar accredited lawyer, if she can do it you can too.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You just reminded me that there's a version of Pandemic inspired by this, it's actually really fun

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

I'm a trans person and condemn anyone who won't vote to stop a fascist dictator that wants me dead from obtaining the nuclear codes

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I'm starting to see a pattern here

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 113 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

"non partisan" and "free market conservative" are incompatible with each other

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

There also isn't an option for brown Hispanic, I always pick other

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

DM: Alright, Putin, you stand before the council of world leaders. What do you do?

Putin: I glare at them and try to intimidate.

DM: What do you say?

Putin: I threaten to shoot down their F-16s.

DM: Alright, go ahead and roll.

Putin rolls a 7

America (laughing): You can certainly try

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not looking to add protein, I'm looking to reduce carbs. They're in fucking everything from oat milk to fruit. At least, that's what my Endo told me.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Black Mirror Metalhead intensifies

 

When a dragon looms overhead, casting its dreadful shadow upon the town, panic and chaos ensue. Peasants abandon their homes in haste, guards grasp their weapons with trembling hands, and even the most seasoned heroes of the town shiver with dread. However, the Olympian is the exception, harboring no fear within their heart. Instead, they are driven by an unwavering compulsion to confront the dragon that has dared to make its presence known.

The path of the Olympian empowers the barbarian to face creatures of myth and legend. Often misunderstood as reckless fools, drunken rabble-rousers, or lunatics courting death, Olympians view the formidable beings they challenge as stepping stones on their ascent to greatness. To these fearless individuals, common thugs are but minor nuisances, for they roam the land in relentless pursuit of titans, dragons, legendary beasts, and sometimes even gods.

This homebrew subclass is inspired by mythological heroes such as Hercules, Thor, and Beowolf, as well as games such as God of War and Shadow of the Colossus. The indomitable Olympian has no fear, and is driven by the urge to hunt down the biggest, baddest mfs out there. They possess unique abilities that enable them to track down worthy opponents, withstand their most powerful attacks, and take down titans with ease.

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Hello, everyone! I'm Alice Witchfire, a long-time creator of 5e homebrew content. I'm gradually transitioning my work here because fuck Reddit. Nowadays, you can primarily find me hanging out on the Discord of Many Things

Please do let me know if you used my homebrew! I write free homebrew in the hopes that I can improve others' D&D experiences, so all feedback is apopreciated!

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