Xboarder844

joined 1 year ago
[–] Xboarder844@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Only the Panthers can defy math by having 5 lineman give up so many sacks to a 4 man rush….

[–] Xboarder844@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

This game is a clinic on proper ways to “gently glance off your opponent without actually tackling them”

[–] Xboarder844@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

New hope: I want this to be the highest scoring game in which neither offense scores a TD. Pick 6s, ST touchdowns, scoop and scores, but that’s it.

[–] Xboarder844@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

An old man goes to the doctor. He says “doctor, I’m miserable. I’m in a dead end job that is sapping away my will to live, my body can barely keep up with its demands, and I’m watching what is basically torture.”

Doc says “what you need is some perspective! Today is Thursday, you should watch Thursday night football, they’ve got two garbage teams playing and Al Michaels has to comment on them for nearly three hours! Watch that and then you may be able to put your own job in perspective and find some happiness.

The man starts breaking down sobbing as he says, “But doc, I AM Al Michaels!”