Zier

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Sorry, I should have specified. I meant all the bad puns news people use in their reporting, they think they are clever but it's just a cringe comedy show that no one ever asked for. Actual puns/jokes are great.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 22 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Journalism died when the nightly news used puns in every story. When reporters were sent to a dark parking lot or out into a torrential storm just so they could be "LIVE". It died when every headline was clickbait even before the internet. It died when "journalists" thought they were the saviors of our society by constantly reminding us that they were our saviors, ego much? The "news" is always about the 99% of things that are going bad in the world. How utterly biased and pathetic. There are good things happening everywhere, all the time. But according to journalists, newspapers, & TV stations, we are always one breath away from the entire fucking planet exploding. People are sick to death of the industry wide systemic negativity, and they tune out and shut it off. Those who are addicted to the doomsday garbage join twitter.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

The GOP can only win if they cheat.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 24 points 3 weeks ago

I cannot wait until this orange bitch is in jail.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

Depending on industry, 60-80% of all servers, globally, are running on Linux. So yes, we are not going away.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

Because I'm standing here not wearing any clothes? They are all in the closet btw. :)

[–] Zier@fedia.io -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I personally want to stuff every journalist into the nearest paper shredder that continues to use the stupid word, "unprecedented". Ha ha, the pun is dead, stop beating it so damn hard. :eyeroll:

[–] Zier@fedia.io 56 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Here's something to ponder. The next time someone accuses you of being gay for [insert lame reason here], ask them how they know that's gay? Are they gay? Funny how some "men" are so obsessed with "gay" stuff. Always remember, and never forget, closets are for clothes.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is my life now!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Roll up a 'trump 2024' poster. Pikachu keychain. Pom Poms' from the dollar store. Tie a pool noodle to the driver side doors (with a bow knot that can be undone easily). A really long striped stocking, hot pink or some neon color.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Chrome was also shoved down user's throats by being bundled with all kinds of software. When you downloaded programs from places like SourceForge, Softonic and similar, your download (when you installed it) had "Install Chrome Browser" already checked. If you forgot to uncheck the box, you ended up having to uninstall Chrome. It was the most annoying thing ever.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Can that Holiday start today? Asking for a friend.

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