aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Kirk, leave Lady Gaga alone. She needs to sleep,

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, it's commonly thought to have something to do with security. Similar to chain of custody for criminal evidence.

Engineering compiles a department report for the captain. The Shift Lead puts the data on a PADD, then gives that PADD to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer signs the data with their command code and notes that it is PADD-1217. That data then becomes locked to that PADD. Someone from Engineering is assigned to take PADD-1217 to the bridge and hand deliver it to the Captain. The Captain receives the PADD, reviews the report, confirms that they are holding PADD-1217, and signs the report with their command code. Someone from Engineering is sent to retrieve the PADD, and re-deliver it to the Chief Engineer. The Chief Engineer confirms the PADD was read and signed by the Captain, confirms it is PADD-1217, and transfers the signed data to the computer core to be logged and archived. The Chief Engineer then confirms all data on the PADD has been transferred and erased, then stores the PADD until it is needed again.

This is why it's common to see a pile of PADDs on the Captain's desk. Each department is sending their own secure report on their own PADD.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

I read that in Trip's voice.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Old Vulcan proverb.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Helicopters are very safe. These things appear to be death traps.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This shit again?

Why does it feel like the US Military has more Osprey incidents than there are car crashes involving Honda Civics?

These things make the Comanche attack helicopter look like proven technology.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Damn, three squeaky wheels? I'll just carry everything.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Avery Brooks will probably never agree to play Sisko again. But Samuel L. Jackson might.

It could happen. IT COULD HAPPEN!

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Pull a Nutty Professor and just have Jeffrey Combs play everyone. Including the women.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Don't insult the cast of Deep Space Nine like that. The correct answer is Ocean's 11 or 13.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Glory to you... and your LOLLIPOP GUILD!"

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