aeronmelon

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[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (6 children)

So it really is Star Trek, then. :P

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Make Heather Graham Tasha Yar.

Edit: Nevermind, from a distance she looked like Heather Graham. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

"Bollocks!" - Chief Operations Officer Miles Edward O'Brian

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Voyager's entire security detail has been replaced... with Amos.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago

In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I can't believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: "We can't keep up with their offensive. It's like they never sleep!"

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

"I hate to break it to you, but Starfleet operates in space."

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Three-wheeled vehicles are illogical.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Underrated joke.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Teal is the new red.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gene Roddenberry made The Cage and it's all just been going downhill since. :P

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