aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

"Bollocks!" - Chief Operations Officer Miles Edward O'Brian

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Voyager's entire security detail has been replaced... with Amos.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I can't believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: "We can't keep up with their offensive. It's like they never sleep!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"I hate to break it to you, but Starfleet operates in space."

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Three-wheeled vehicles are illogical.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Underrated joke.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Teal is the new red.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gene Roddenberry made The Cage and it's all just been going downhill since. :P

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Stamets: "Say something positive about Discovery!"

Anson Mount as Pike. Which was such a good idea it spawned an actually decent show.

"Say something positive about Picard!"

It's over.

:)

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I laughed out loud. Well done.

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