Voyager's entire security detail has been replaced... with Amos.
aeronmelon
In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon
I can't believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.
Starfleet Command & The United Nations: "We can't keep up with their offensive. It's like they never sleep!"
"I hate to break it to you, but Starfleet operates in space."
Three-wheeled vehicles are illogical.
Underrated joke.
Starfleet is such an altruistic organization that they clean every planet they visit out of respect.
Teal is the new red.
Gene Roddenberry made The Cage and it's all just been going downhill since. :P
Stamets: "Say something positive about Discovery!"
Anson Mount as Pike. Which was such a good idea it spawned an actually decent show.
"Say something positive about Picard!"
It's over.
:)
I laughed out loud. Well done.
"Bollocks!" - Chief Operations Officer Miles Edward O'Brian