aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"I'M SAYING THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL!!" - Some guy named Nixon

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Skeletor will be back with more fun Star Trek facts!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

You ass. I had to check to make sure Picardo was still alive!

Don't scare me like that. :)

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

Picard: "I'm conflicted about shooting flag officers, even though they're already dead and just being controlled by hostile alien creatures."

Riker, loading another power cell into his phaser: "Shame!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I don't know what the actual number is, but I'll bet the amount of people still unknowingly paying for America Online dial-up service is shocking.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

"You don't want to eat me. I'm mostly gristle!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Only Surak can judge me."

I'm going to start saying this during arguments.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 30 points 11 months ago

Rogue tomato brought to heel by NASA.

"Not on our watch.", the space agency said.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

That smile startled me.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

O'Neill in the commissary, his Happy Meal short three fries.

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