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Uptime Kuma monitoring anything I care about and notifying me via Matrix, or notifying me via email if it's Matrix that's down.

If you're using BTRFS, check if you don't have any stray snapshots.

Stop stop, he's already de- oh wait.

I understand this is not exactly what you're asking for, but if you have access to a terminal, you can "unshorten" a link with:

curl --head -L https://example.com/short | grep: location

The witch in question:

Just a few more billions and it'll be complete.

[ WWWWWWW sounds in the distance ]

Do you hear that? It's the Japanese laughing at your comment.