azrendelmare

joined 2 years ago
[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 7 points 4 days ago

I'm sorry, if the bandits didn't want to get killed, they shouldn't have jumped adventurers. I'm sorry if they had a home life, but it's not my fault my group defended itself.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 58 points 1 week ago (14 children)

This is priceless!

 

For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I personally loved his Bowser in Super Mario.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 month ago

One I did was "joke character who ended up being very serious."

 

I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE LOOKED UP THE QUOTE WHEN I MADE THIS, BUT I AM FUCKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SHIT AND WAS BUSY SUPLEXING A SAHUAGIN WEARING A BOLO TIE WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PROOFREADING FOR ACCURACY! YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE, YOU OR THE SAHUAGIN? ANSWER: YES!

 
 
 
[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, they don't use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it'll be hard if half the party literally can't hurt it!

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.