None of the things you've described increase the carbon output.
Right. Because none of it is a fucking coal mine. Which is the only thing that can provide "carbon output". Except a diamond mine, of course.
These server boards are usually the same as scientific and engineering workstation boards. They're pretty good if you put the right CPU in. Xeon or i7 4770 and you'll get a quite useable workstation out of them.
Non-gamers only. I recently replaced my mobo by a slightly older (the model, the board itself was brand new) industrial PC board. 32GB DDR3, NVidia Quadro K2200, 2 x gigabit ethernet, USB 3.1, five serial ports, three programmable digital IO ports, hardware watchdog, i7-4770 CPU @ 3.40GHz. It's a Loonix machine and I don't use it for gaming but I do a lot of animation, video editing, µcontroller programming and 3D-modelling with it. Super reliable, fast enough for most stuff. If I need more raytracing power, I just cluster it with my Lenovo p15.
Isomere. The best kind of trilobyte.
I don't. Not a single one. If I spotted one in the neighborhood, I'd take it down.
I think there's some prior art (about 100y) by a poet named Hölderlin.
What's wrong with Gouda? /s
This could be cured by a public demonstration of Røttenstønkøren or what ever that infamous, "aromatic" canned fish is called.
Am I missing the joke? IKEA is Swedish which is "almost the same" ( not America, fish, strange language, somewhere in northern Europe, Eskimos and Penguins [both wrong, but who cares?]) as Norway but still not really the same.
You can vote me down as much as you want. You still have no clue of chemistry - or anything else you're babbling about. Morons.