the defenestration is incredibly relevant.

Be careful how you jaunt.

Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow's first shot locked and loaded.

TIL I’m ready for a Star Wars space horror movie.

Adelson: I never imagined the Leopards would eat my face...

POPCORN! GETCHYA FRESH POPCORN RIGHT HEEYA!

JD Vance has an obsession with Indian ~~women~~ couches.

FTFY

"no boot Nobember"?

Donald Trump is ideally suited to expand Kamala Harris' appeal across the ideological spectrum.

and it hurts now to get out of bed.

If you see the word "boffin" in your article, you're probably reading The Register.