blattrules

joined 2 years ago
[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Next year, he’ll probably outlaw sneeze-guards at the buffet.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

He’s paid all of them too?! If a cop has a spare $36k to spend on being a reckless driver, he’s being paid way too much.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Dangling a presidential pardon in front of her is a great way to get her to testify and throw everyone under the bus that Trump doesn’t like so I’m sure this will happen and it’ll just be a fake proclamation of trump’s innocence.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Her death also seems to be at least a little suspicious from what I read.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Serial killer behavior. I’m convinced we’ll see a Jinx documentary about him in like ten years.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The same guy who can’t remember he was president a year ago is going to remember all the companies that don’t seek a refund? That’s hilarious.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Surely no one who has consumed copious amounts of diet soda has ever had cancer before.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, we’re going to get a Jinx documentary in like five years where this guy accidentally admits to killing his second wife and staging it as a suicide.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So now instead of zero blockades like we had two months ago, we have two blockades?

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Can I take hunter’s place to beat the shit out of trump’s sons?

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

After he ripped up that deal in his first term and now attacked them in his second, they deserve it. It also doesn’t even matter what kind of deal he gives them because he’ll just go on tv, say it’s the best deal anyone has ever done and the morons will take his word for it and continue cheering him as the second coming of Jesus.

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