bluetoofs

All hail the butt trumpets.

I open-carry my circular saw all the time. There's nothing wrong with that.

I love the burp towards the end. This just dripped with swagger.

What damage?

I appreciate it! >.<

A move straight out of the Orange Menace’s playbook.

Texas doesn’t have the best record of keeping the power on for their residents. This is probably a good idea.

all the young people who don't know shit about fuck

I’m so using this from now on. Hope you don’t mind.

:: takes out map of American South::

Reggie! My man!

Oh no.

anyway…

Sony and Microsoft aren’t doing themselves any favors lately.