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Ye Olde Trip To Jerusalem, a pub which claims to be from 1189.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Olde_Trip_to_Jerusalem?wprov=sfti1#

Hot damn, I'm in the UK I'm paying what converts to $265 to power and heat a 2 bed bungalow.

An expendable torx driver makes for a good remover of screws like these.

Hot damn that puts it into perspective.

Porn passport = Wanking license

Ah good stuff. Don't go buying loads of stuff if you're not sure whether you need it or not. It all adds up weight-wise and before you know it that bag will suck to carry. Like someone else said, hit a local camp site and see how you go - you can always go home if it all goes wrong.

And don't forgot, legally you cannot wild camp in England and Wales whereas most of Scotland is fine except around Loch Lomond if I recall correctly.

I don't have a resource to point you towards, but firstly decide how you're doing things. Are you hiking? Or are you hitting green lanes (BOATs and UCRs) in a 4x4? The first will make you need lightweight and smaller kit, the latter less so. Figure out what you're looking to do and buy accordingly.

I drank rum and coke for the glory of the empire!

Well god damn I just noticed. I better go back to bed!

Pacific Drive.

I use the word "fuck" a lot. I have added it many times yet it insists on babying me and trying to protect my fucking feelings by not suggesting it. Infuriating.

Never knew this was a thing, that better not come over here.