Made these for my wife :) She drew the board shape and asked me to make it look like a circuit board. Everything on there is actually functional because I couldn’t bring myself to put down random components.
(Apologies for ChatGPT, I’m not a great writer, but I couldn’t help but imagine what this would be like haha)
INT. KLINGON QUARTERS - DAY
Gowron, the fierce Klingon leader, stands before an easel with a paintbrush in hand. Worf, the stoic Klingon warrior, reluctantly joins him.
GOWRON (roaring) Today, Worf! We paint the glory of battle, the splatter of blood on our blades!
Worf scowls but follows Gowron's lead, dipping his brush into the vibrant red paint.
GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring) Now, Worf, let the brush roar like a disruptor, leaving chaos in its wake!
Worf hesitates, then starts applying the paint with a fierce stroke.
GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring) Excellent! Let the canvas be a battleground, where each stroke is a strike against our enemies!
Gowron continues with his Klingon interpretation of Bob Ross's techniques, creating a chaotic masterpiece. Worf struggles to keep up.
WORF (grumbling) This is not the way of warriors, Gowron. We do not paint. We conquer!
GOWRON (roaring with laughter) But, Worf! Conquer your canvas, let the colors scream like a victorious war cry!
Worf grumbles, attempting to make his battlefield scene more ferocious.
GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring) Remember, Worf! Each brushstroke is like the roar of a targ, wild and untamed!
Worf, frustrated, accidentally smears paint across his forehead while brushing his hair back. Gowron bursts into laughter.
GOWRON (CONT'D) (roaring with laughter) See, Worf? Even the mishaps become battle scars on the canvas!
Worf glares at Gowron, the painting resembling a chaotic battle scene mixed with unintentional comic elements.
WORF (displeased) This is not the Klingon way, Gowron.
GOWRON (grinning) (roaring) Ah, but Worf! Sometimes, the true warrior finds honor in unexpected places. Art knows no limits!
I’d love a hitchhiker’s crossover where Marvin gets assimilated and his depression grinds the Borg to a halt