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[–] comedy@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

What will be the Windows equivalent to "drink verification can?"

[–] comedy@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the update man, I was on pins and needles wondering what you were going to do after seeing this story! Update us later on what you'll be eating for lunch!

[–] comedy@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's a little weird too. A discerning cannibal would've chosen Potbelly.

[–] comedy@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else think the Sake part of the story is really weird too? Like, is that the preferred pairing with human flesh? Who makes that recommendation? A cannibal sommelier?

[–] comedy@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

He's likely going to be carefully managed for the rest of his life

Let's fucking hope

[–] comedy@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I was referencing his ego ("fat head"). Save the scolding for your undoubtedly large collection of cats.

[–] comedy@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

His fat head would probably slow things down a good bit, unfortunately

[–] comedy@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How is she homeless ? Why doesn’t she have a home in jail after she was caught embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars?

[–] comedy@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I don't know if "business traveler" is Frontier's main customer, exactly.

[–] comedy@kbin.social 36 points 1 year ago

Remember the look on his face when he won? He was horrified! Same when he first met with Obama and they had a joint press conference. His body language was like, "oh fuck, what am I even doing here."

I think regret is hard for him though, because to regret something means you have to feel, in some way, you could have done something better or differently. You have to take ownership of bad feelings and in your part of bad outcomes. I just don't think his brain will let that happen. Everything bad is always someone else's fault.

But yeah...maybe in some dark, cobweb encrusted corner of his mind, he wishes he was just a NY scam artist and fake "tycoon." It served him well enough, as you noted.

[–] comedy@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

This isn't the entire story, just a snippet that was copied from the full story, which is linked in OP.

[–] comedy@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I practice quiet shitting while at work. I don't let anyone know I'm leaving the office, and I head down the elevator to the downstairs bathroom. It's a nice break from work. I recommend it to anyone.

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