cordlesslamp

joined 1 year ago
[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My savage ex-girlfriend and one crazy neighbors kid.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I don't want to offend any American here, but.........what the fuck is wrong with your entire country?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 36 points 3 weeks ago

Seeing things like "slide to unlock", "rounded corners", and "scroll bouncing" are all patentable is ridiculous.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 87 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True. Jeff Bezos probably the most evil man on earth, but he knows to keep his mouth shut. So his business just getting bigger and no one really care about him and most importantly the media mostly just leave him alone.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today -3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

You can buy something like that on Amazon or AliExpress for a dollar per dozen (even cheaper if buy in bulk).

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 20 points 3 weeks ago

A recurring customer having habit of delaying to pay the bar tab because he's "too drunk". Usually took him weeks and multiple asking before he paid his bar tab in full.

This time he bought a bunch of pretty girls lots of expensive drinks, at the end of the night he is so drunk that nobody can reason with him to pay (but we suspect he's faking it as always). So we put his bill in his tab and let him go.

The next day he act like he doesn't remember anything and refused to acknowledge that he was buying anyone else drinks even with the CCTV footage of him on that night (and of course refused to pay his tab).

This went on for 2 weeks before the head bartender get into a fight with him. The customer ended up with a black eye and got banned from the bar. He doesn't press any charges.

I couldn't remember his bill total in the end, but it was close to 2k.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

America still using lead pipes?

What year is it?

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

please advise how to dissolve the gunk at home (using household items, cleaning products, or something that is available at local stores).

Someone said "use acid", but I'm like "how the F am I supposed to get acid?"

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

It's so soft and smooth, if it hadn't been all over on social media, I would have believe it if somebody tell me it was CGI.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the new name is equally terrible, at least in terms of pronunciation.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

All my others cats love it, especially in the summer.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago

his ex-wife's

That's a relief, good for her.

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