dankm

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[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's executing the woman and piping her standard output into the standard input of the man with a wheelchair..

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Even better re using Linux. I just made an assumption there.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago (5 children)

GTA VI you mean?

Also unfortunately Windows is getting more locked down all the time, with newfangled things like kernel-level DRM and such.

Still way better than the consoles, though, so keep up the good fight.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

But those were Ontario conservatives, not good God fearing Alberta conservatives.

The UCP didn't win the federal election, so they wanna separate.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Where I live you only get deducted points for some kinds of speeding. Speeding in a school zone or residential street? Lose points. Excessive speeding? Lose points. Going 120kph in a 110kph zone on the highway between cities? Smallish fine and be on your way.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seat Alhambra

Never heard of this vehicle before. Now I want one. Wonder how much it'd cost to import it to Canada....

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Don't forget the most important thing you can do with a Ram: mod the diesel engine to spit out even more black smoke than normal while surviving smashing into something when you're drink driving on a residential road.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Penisenlarger 3000

... just to continue the joke.. Penisenlarger 3500. All of their models seem to end in 500 for some reason. Ram 1500, Ram 2500, Ram 3500...

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

6 hours to me is the next town (of any size), and the sort of thing one would do every other weekend. How do the French see it? Is that considered an annual trip distance?

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Fluttershy is a pegasus and Applejack is an Earth pony :P

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

I'll be all over it if it refuses to allow support for anything even remotely similar to HDCP.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

Could've answered an incoming call too.

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